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Month: July 2014

A Prescription for Guns

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by Christopher Holmes Nixon “Gilbert,” said Doctor Mallet. “You’re a loser.” Gilbert blinked once. He was unable to discern what

Abel

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by Melchior Zimmermann Abel was breathing in great gasps, a ragged sound coming from his throat. The sulfurous air scorched

Holy Sun-Tanned Left Forearm,
or, ‘How’s My Driving? Call Thee 800-HOLYJOE’

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by Joseph Pravda The Brotherhood of Overland Haulers annual convention packed the bedecked hotel ballroom to hear a special guest,

How To Get A Free E-book

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In this past week’s gnewsletter, the garden gnomes announced they were going to give away a free copy of the

And the Child Shall Lead

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by Rie Sheridan Rose The night before the sky fell, Rebecca pleaded with Malachi not to leave the house. He

Flush

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by Rich Young Once upon a time, there was a smell. It emanated from an apartment on the first floor

Testimony At A Military Tribunal

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by Russ Bickerstaff “The first time the little guy came to me, I was kind of busy. And to be

Gnome Bomb: Interloper

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Submitted by AmyBeth Inverness Can you identify this mysterious interloper taking time to check in on the garden gnomes?