Enter The Garden Gnome Flim-Flam Contest

What’s so special about 5:00 p.m. EST Friday, August 30, 2013? That’s the deadline for the Garden Gnome Flim-Flam Contest.

Here are the details:

• Follow these guidelines.
• If you are the first person to submit a flash fiction story our garden gnomes find acceptable, you’ll receive $5 in PayPal money. That’s better than real money!

Format your subscriptions like this.

The winning submission will appear in the Garden Gnome flim-flam garden. Non-winning entries could still be published if acceptable. You’ll be notified beforehand and given the option to accept or reject publication.

I honestly don’t know what you’re waiting for. Submit today. Submit to submissions at gardengnomepubs dot com.

I said, “Submit!”