Fans of the Lord of the Rings will understand. Frodo and Samwise Gamgee are famously embroiled in the greatest undisclosed gay love affair in cinema history. It’s so undisclosed, it reportedly has never happened. Watching the movie, however, I wouldn’t put any money on it.
So, what’s a homophobic garden gnome to do when the uninvited house guests begin taunting him and calling him a hobbit?
Deny it, of course.